"I'll take Googlemania for $400, Alex."
"The answer is, 14 . . . so far"
*ding!*
"What is, how many different ways can you phrase a Google search for 'early pregnancy symptoms'?"
"Correct! Make a selection."
"Procrastination for $800, please."
"The answer is, Your appellate brief is due on February 20th."
*ding!*
"What is, why I ought to stop obsessing about the results of this IVF cycle and get back to work?"
"Right again! Select a category."
"These two symptoms are literally keeping you up at night."
*ding!*
"What are crazy dreams and insomnia?"
"Ooooh, I'm sorry. The correct answer is 'What are frequent urination and insomnia.'"
The really weird thing is that as I lay wide awake in bed at 4 this morning, I was thinking about this post and envisioned myself, hugely pregnant, eating a giant bowl of Rice-a-Roni and rubbing Turtle Wax on my hunormous belly. It cracked me up at the time, but then again, things are much funnier at 4 am.
Three more days of weirdness until Beta.
*sigh*
5 comments:
I don't know if I can hold out another three days!
I'll be crossing my fingers for you for the next few days. Can't wait for news!
3 days! I've got everything crossed for you and hope you get some rest this weekend!
I am hoping with all I have that those little blasts are thriving and growing in there... Come on little buddies!! As for you, mom, take a deep breath. Not too much longer. xoxo
:-D Turtle wax? Really? I'll expect pictures of that! May the next 3 days fly by!
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