Friday, February 9, 2007
"I'll take Googlemania for $400, Alex."
"The answer is, 14 . . . so far"
"What is, how many different ways can you phrase a Google search for 'early pregnancy symptoms'?"
"Correct! Make a selection."
"Procrastination for $800, please."
"The answer is, Your appellate brief is due on February 20th."
"What is, why I ought to stop obsessing about the results of this IVF cycle and get back to work?"
"Right again! Select a category."
"These two symptoms are literally keeping you up at night."
"What are crazy dreams and insomnia?"
"Ooooh, I'm sorry. The correct answer is 'What are frequent urination and insomnia.'"
The really weird thing is that as I lay wide awake in bed at 4 this morning, I was thinking about this post and envisioned myself, hugely pregnant, eating a giant bowl of Rice-a-Roni and rubbing Turtle Wax on my hunormous belly. It cracked me up at the time, but then again, things are much funnier at 4 am.
Three more days of weirdness until Beta.