Monday, March 30, 2009
Toe (meaning "tofu")
Oh, boy! (Thanks, Jimmy)
And then there's a whole bunch of stuff that she says, entire sentences, nay, paragraphs, that we are simply not astute enough to understand. I predict there will be a lot of that in our future.
You know you're a mom when all manner of nasty bodily fluids no longer gross you out.
You know you're a mom when you spend more time thinking about what you're going to put in your daughter's Easter basket than about the project you're supposed to have finished by Friday.
You know you're a mom when you can sing 642 verses of "The Wheels On The Bus" from memory.
You know you're a mom when the sight of your little one running toward you with her arms outstretched moves you to tears.
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
In Gabby's lexicon:
- All food is "cheese."
- All animals, except for rhinos, turtles, and fish, are "kitty-cats," and all kitty-cats say "hoo-hoo."
- Turtles are sometimes turtles. At other times they are kitty-cats.
- Fish are "cheese."
- We're not sure what rhinos are called, but they are definitely NOT kitty-cats.
- Anything hanging from a ceiling is "fish."
Gabby also indicates, "I am bored. Go over there and find something with which to amuse me" by gesturing with one hand and uttering a single syllable, which used to be "that" but is now usually "ba" or sometimes "shoe."
I am assuming our little prodigy will have this all worked out by the time she starts kindergarten, lest she, like the child in the old Steve Martin routine, raise her hand and ask the teacher for permission to go mambo dogface in the banana patch.