As we left, I whispered to Atomic, "Uh-oh. We don't have a receipt for her. What if they stop us?"
"Don't worry," he replied, "If we had gotten her at Costco, there would be 12 of her, she'd be wrapped in seventeen layers of impenetrable plastic, and each of her would weigh 40 pounds."
Here's a photo of Gabby in her Obama shirt explaining her views to Timmy the Sea Turtle, an undecided voter: