"MOOOONKKEEEEEYYYY CAAAAAAAAATTTTT!!!! SNUUUUUUGGGGGGLLLLE!"
- Shriek emanating from Gabby's room as the cat bolts, inexplicably failing to appreciate Gabby's enthusiastic toddler ministrations
Mommy: "One . . ."
Gabby: "No two!! No two!!"
- Gabby attempting to avoid being strapped into her car seat on the count of three
- Gabby's recent response to the question, "What would you like for breakfast?"
- Gabby trying to entice Mommy and Daddy out of bed. It might work, once she learns to actually make the coffee.
- Apparently, the alphabet now contains a small, red, furry monster