Gabby's Recent Greatest Hits

"MOOOONKKEEEEEYYYY CAAAAAAAAATTTTT!!!! SNUUUUUUGGGGGGLLLLE!"

- Shriek emanating from Gabby's room as the cat bolts, inexplicably failing to appreciate Gabby's enthusiastic toddler ministrations

Mommy: "One . . ."

Gabby: "No two!! No two!!"

- Gabby attempting to avoid being strapped into her car seat on the count of three

"Coffee. Raisins."

- Gabby's recent response to the question, "What would you like for breakfast?"

"Coffee?"

- Gabby trying to entice Mommy and Daddy out of bed. It might work, once she learns to actually make the coffee.

"H-I-J-K-Elmo-P"

- Apparently, the alphabet now contains a small, red, furry monster